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CShe don't like her eggs all runny

CShe thinks a’crossin' her legs is funny

FShe looks down her nose at money

She Cgets it on like the Easter Bunny

GShe's my baby, I'm her honey

I'm Gnever gonna let her goC

Well he Cain't got laid in a month of Sundays

I Ccaught him once and he was sniffin' my undies

He Fain't real sharp but he gets things done

CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen

But Ghe's my baby, and I'm his honey

I’m Gnever gonna let him Cgo

CIn spite of our-Fselves, we'll Fend up a'sittin' on a Crainbow

CAgainst all Godds, honey, Gwe're the big door Cprize

We're gonna Fspite, our noses right off of our Cfaces

There won't be Cnothin' but big old Ghearts

Dancin' in our Ceyes

CShe thinks all my jokes are corny, Cconvict movies make her horny

FShe likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,

CSwears like a sailor when she shaves her legs

She Gtakes a lickin', and keeps on tickin’

I’m Gnever gonna let her Cgo

CWell he’s Cgot more balls than a big brass monkey

He's a Cwacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie

FSly as a fox, crazy as a loon

CPayday comes and he's a’howlin' at the moon

But Ghe's my baby, I don't mean maybe

I’m Gnever gonna let him Cgo

CIn spite of our-Fselves, we'll Fend up a'sittin' on a Crainbow

CAgainst all Godds, honey, Gwe're the big door Cprize

We're gonna Fspite, our noses right off of our Cfaces

There won't be Cnothin' but big old Ghearts

Dancin' in our Ceyes

CIn spite of our-Fselves we'll Fend up a'sittin' on a Crainbow

CAgainst all Godds honey, Gwe're the big door Cprize

We're gonna Fspite, our noses right off of our Cfaces

There won't be Cnothin' but big old Ghearts

Dancin' in our Ceyes

There won't be Cnothin' but big old Ghearts

Dancin' in our Ceyes F C